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How cool is it that now WordPress has an iPhone app? Maybe you’ll hear a whole lot more from me now! :)

How to Stay Young

These words of advice jumped off the pages of our company retiree newsletter. I’ve seen variations of this list attributed to the AARP and various other sources — so even though I’m not sure where it “truly” came from, it’s well worth repeating. It’s good advice for all of us — retired or not! (and no, I’m not going to guilt-trip you if you refuse to copy and paste this into your Facebook status, or forward it to 539 friends, and lightning’s not going to strike if you skip this post, etc…just enjoy it!).

  • Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
  • Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.” And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
  • Enjoy the simple things.
  • Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
  • The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
  • Surround yourself with what you love, whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Remember: Your home is your refuge.
  • Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. You are worth it!
  • Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
  • Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
  • Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second time.
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Overheard at Taqueria El Poblano

Two guys were sitting in the tiny restaurant (really, more like “four stools and a countertop” next to the kitchen at Taqueria El Poblano) eating lunch.

  • Dude #1: Mmmm… you should try my tamale. It’s really good.
  • Dude #2: I’ve never really liked tamales.
  • Dude #1: Are you sure? You’re not talking about those crappy Hy-Power ones that come in the can, are you? Because this is a real good, authentic tamale.
  • Dude #2: I don’t get it — so you take off the corn husks and THEN eat them?
  • Dude #1: You’re kidding me…of course you take off the husks first! You don’t eat the waxed paper on those canned crappy ones…do you?
  • Dude #2: Ummm…maybe that’s why I’ve never liked tamales.
Should I go for it? Or pick a different one?

Searching for the best Christmas movie…

Watching movies has never been one of my strong suits as a somewhat-ADD dude. After all, a lot of things in life can happen in 92 minutes, and if I’m stuck in front of a TV, I might miss some of it. Going to the theater is better, because then it’s more of an “event” and I’m forced to sit in my seat for the duration with my cell phone on vibrate.

Should I go for it? Or pick a different one?

With that in mind, since I have some time off for Christmas, I’d like to fire up the DVD player and watch a good Christmas movie (or perhaps several). I’ve mentioned to a couple friends that I’ve never seen…(a gasp will follow, please breathe now…) “A Christmas Story.” I know the little kid with the big 80s glasses who wants a BB gun, and I know there’s a line in there about “you’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” Other than that — call me clueless. I always cry my eyes out during “It’s a Wonderful Life.” I’ve laughed at “Elf” and a few others.

I decided to run a poll about it: What is your favorite Christmas movie? If I’m going to brave the lines at the video store, what should I get?

The poll is on the upper-right of my blog. Your comments are welcome.

I look forward to your votes.

hanks

Brownies vs. nuts

Picking the nuts off the brownie?

Picking the nuts off the brownie?

Brenda had some great-looking brownies at work today…at least I though they were, until I investigated a little further.

She lovingly put nuts in them, and I’m definitely not a nut guy. More specifically — and I know this borders on OCD or something — I do like peanuts and almonds, but I despise walnuts and pecans. I have no idea why!

  • Brenda: “You liked my peanut brittle…”
  • Me: “Yes…yes I did. It was fantastic.”
  • Brenda: “So why don’t you just have one of my brownies?”

This reminded me of an age-old debate I used to have with my mom (bless her heart). You can substitute “mushrooms” for “nuts” here, because the conversation went that way on occasion too:

  • Mom: “Aren’t you going to eat some of _______?”
  • Me: “But Mom, it has little pieces of [pecan | mushroom] in it!”
  • Mom: “They’re really small, and you can’t even taste them.”
  • Me: “Then why would you bother putting them in?”

hanksIt’s amazing how many times this conversation has repeated itself over the course of my life. I’ll just do my Tom Hanks impression — from the movie Big where he nibbles on the “baby corn” at the dinner party. I’ll delicately eat around the nuts and enjoy the rest.

Is your life full of nuts/mushrooms that are irritatingly tough to pick out, but provide a little texture and variety anyway?

How to make a flowchart about flowcharts

Thanks to @jingtips for making my day.

Thanks to @jingtips for making my day.

Here’s the deal: You need an online backup.

  • Note: this blog post was originally published March 10, 2009 but the advice is as good as ever. Mozy is offering me a small referral bonus of additional storage space if you sign up. So…full disclosure, blah blah blah; this is more about you than me, but I do get a tiny spiff of extra Mozy megabytes if you click on my referral link and sign up for the free account.

OK, gang, I’m sitting here restoring a few hundred document files to my reformatted and newly-OS’d hard drive while the thunder rolls, and the lightning strikes (thank you, Garth).

And it reminds me how desperately EVERYONE needs to backup their files. Unless you’re storing all of your documents and work-in-progress in the “cloud” (Google Docs, etc.), you really need to back up your important files. I guarantee you will be burned by NOT doing this…something will happen and the technician (or neighbor) will say, “so…we’ve fixed your computer, now where are your backups?”

I’ve been a big fan of Mozy, an online backup service that offers you 2 gigabytes of FREE storage. Online. While you sleep. Securely. Somewhere out there…beneath the pale moonlight (thank you, Linda Rondstadt).

So here’s what I want you to do. Stop what you’re doing right now, and go here and sign up for the “Mozy Free” account. It really is free, and it really does work.

When your computer goes kaput, you’ll be so glad you did this. I’ve found their service to be very reliable and intensely easy to use. It’s basically a “set it and forget it” thing — your files are backed up and you never need to worry. Obviously, they’d like you sign up for a higher-capacity paid option, and you probably should — but for now, at least take this step and start backing up your stuff.

Thank me later, when lightning takes out your computer, and you gleefully restore everything with a few clicks.

Gladware

Tupperware vs. Gladware

Evelyn and I were discussing my recent kitchen overhaul.

After Meg left this past weekend from her awesome help, I ended up with a giant table full of Gladware. It was like the Island of Misfit Toys. Lids that didn’t fit anything, containers without lids, extra lids from who-knows-where, and a few thick thermal coffee mug lids (with no corresponding mugs) for good measure.

Gladware

What to do…what to do?

Evelyn and I decided there’s a great mystery afloat: you purchase Gladware because it’s cheap, it’s disposable, and it’s really not so much for posterity, right? And you pay $40 for a single plastic bowl from Tupperware because you want its durability, lifetime guarantee, and all-around usefulness…

So why is it that the Tupperware always disappears (at the church potluck dinners…with the sick friends to whom you take some good food…wherever), and the Gladware stays around, way beyond its useful life?

Great mysteries.

We think Gladware is akin to fruitcake. Nobody really knows why it persists for so long.

Tupperware is like those really good no-bake cookies everyone snarfs down — turn your head and it’s gone. Go figure.

A few hundred hungry people getting a great lunch.

The other side of the cafeteria line

If you’ve never had to stop and consider where your next meal is coming from, count your blessings. I’m fortunate to work for a community-minded company, and with that comes some great opportunities to give back to Kansas City.

In lieu of an expensive employee Christmas party this year, the company instead asked employees to volunteer time from a workday (and still paid us for that volunteer time) to help one of several KC-area organizations who needed help.

Today I got to be part of something amazing: serving up a very appetizing, hot, expertly-prepared lunch for approximately 400 hungry people who stood in a very long line at Grace and Holy Trinity Cathedral (13th and Broadway) for the Kansas City Community Kitchen. Every weekday, the line is long and the food is hot — no questions asked, if you’re there to eat, you’ll have a good hot meal. Red tickets are handed out to each person who takes the time to show up, and they’re collected at the (non-cashier) end of the line.

A few hundred hungry people getting a great lunch.

A few hundred hungry people getting a great lunch.

Food is served by volunteers from a very efficient, industrial kitchen. We wore hair nets, aprons, and food-service gloves. Special attention is paid to every item, and every “section on the lunch tray” is filled with something good. When we ran out of potato salad, there was coleslaw; a giant stainless-steel dish full of grapes gave way to nectarines when it emptied out. As for me? I put a delicious-looking slice of fresh French bread topped with a schmear of butter on every tray as it passed my way. Matt, to my right, dropped one dessert from a tray of many — asking each person who came through the line how they were doing, and would they like a cookie or a poppyseed muffin or…? The mood is upbeat, the stereo was blaring Earth, Wind and Fire from the kitchen, and everyone in the room…for even a few minutes…felt like they were gathered there for this one awesome lunch.

I was amazed at the faces I saw come through that Monday lunch line — withered seniors, harried mothers, big burly men — young and old — and lots of toothless grins. The smiling ones were happy to have a delicious meal prepared for them by caring people; the grumpy ones probably hadn’t eaten much over the weekend. One man was on his way to a job interview — he got his lunch “to go” because he couldn’t stay and eat there.

In the time we were there, the chef estimated we fed 300+ people; the line of folks coming in from outside — tickets in hand — kept right on coming as we seamlessly switched to another shift of employees who took the reins for the next hour.

This was a real eye-opener for me. From the minute we walked in, we were given clear direction as volunteers; we knew exactly what to do, and everyone scurried around us to keep the fresh food coming. From the president of the company who dished up pasta and sausage on the far left, to the director of new business development who collected sporks/cups/napkins into one cohesive package all the way to my right (and a few of us in between!), we were a formidable team. A few hundred people had a great lunch today. It turned out to be a beautiful day anyway, with 60 degree weather and a Chiefs upset victory yesterday — made even better by the efforts of a whole lot of cooks, dishwashers, and organizers who kept the conversation and the steamed vegetables flowing the entire time.

If you’re ever looking for a great project to take on during your lunch hour, contact Episcopal Community Services. Having just one person look you in the eye, smile a toothless smile, and say, “thank you for volunteering today — I really appreciate it,” can really make your day. You should give it a try.

www.episcopalcommunity.org

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A conversation with Andrew

Barbra = unShazammable

Barbra = unShazammable

Overheard in the car tonight:

Me: “Hey, Andrew, I saw this really cool program for phones called ‘Shazam.’ You let your phone ‘listen’ to a song, analyze it, and then it instantly tells you the name of the song and who sings it, and lets you buy the track instantly. Pretty cool, huh?”

Andrew: “That’s pretty cool.”

Me: “I was in a bathroom once at a restaurant, and I tried it [on my previous Windows Mobile phone]. I heard this really cool song, and it identified it instantly.”

Andrew: “So, if you just hold it up to the sound of a toilet flushing, does it come back and say it’s Barbra Streisand?”